I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
