a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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