We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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