You can't special order awesome
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She has the best kind of daddy issues
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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