You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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