96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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