All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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