Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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