i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
