Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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