dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
The adults are the big ones right?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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