Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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