we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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