ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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