put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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