I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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