I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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