sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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