Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
