Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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