Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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