so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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