I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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