Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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