found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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