apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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