Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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