Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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