u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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