yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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