I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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