so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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