where does the pee come out of this thing
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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