If i come over, it means nothing
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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