we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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