I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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