VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I need water and some morals
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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