I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Panties = found
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