Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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