Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
that may or may not have been my penis.
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