Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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