I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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