What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Randomize
