We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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