Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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