I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Randomize
