escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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