Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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