so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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