Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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