no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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